Kamis, 14 Januari 2010

To Teach A 4th Grader What F Word Means



We're watching my favorite tv show "Beauty and The Geek" when the girls started to curse each other. The TV sensor some mouth gesture for bad words. And this is just a little silliness happened to me justnow.

My 4th grade brother asked "Kak, Why they put like a glass thing in her mouth?"
I said "Because she's saying a bad word".
"What word?" he asked more.
"An F-word" i replied.
"What F stands for?" he's still curious.
"Well, it stands for fuck. It's a bad word, you're not supposed to use it"
"What does fuck mean?" he's not enough testing me
"Literally it means... hm... it's like..."
"Like what?" he;s getting closer to me
"Like.... hm like a two dogs are falling in love and they want to have a puppy" I tried to explain.
"So why does it bad?" he's really close to edge.
"Well, it's bad if you appoint that word to human, because... hm.. i think it's an animal word. Anyway for simple, it's to say a bad thing to people and you must not use that kind of word ever" I reached my limit of patience.
"Okey. It's bad." He said.
"Yeah it's bad. That's why they hided it in the TV, so kiddos like you dont see it" I added.
"Okey. So we must not see dogs are making baby or hmm.. fucking? is that a word?"
"Er... ya.. sort of. I think..." I dont how to explain anymore. But trust me, i tried my best. :P

Cheers,
Neng Ipee

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